1. wellquitefrankly:

    todieliketherest:

    yo 90s Drew Barrymore was a total babe.

    like BABE, BABE.

    do0lally You are 90s Drew Barrymore.

    I am okay with this.

    I am okay with being 90s Drew Barrymore

    (Source: amarycanstyle)

     
  2. (Source: hannahbowl, via dirkshades)

     
  3. thnx jezza

     
  4. nosleeptilbushwick:

    I want a marriage like this.

    (Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via skysreflection)

     

  5. nerdofchaos:

    recreationalcannibalism:

    the-adequate-gatsby:

    stultifyandstupefy:

    derpes:

    And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

    And Abraham replied, “What.”

    God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

    And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

    To which they responded, “Gay.” 

    And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

    see you all in hell

    (via ifaptoyourphotos)

     

  6. "Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness."
    — Mandy Hale (via picturesquotesandstuff)

    (Source: theraptorkay, via helainetieu)

     

  7. snowdor:

    commander-butts:

    commander-butts:

    I’m gonna start watching Game of Thrones LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

    ISN’T THAT BLONDE CHICK HIS SI STER? ?

    image

    (Source: commanderbutt, via alymayholt)

     
  8. caffenespeaks:

    think-progress:

    “If babies had guns…”

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 

    (via mydrunkkitchen)

     
  9. kaleidoscopebones:

    discovery:

    Then there was that time we had the first footage of the Giant Squid, that was pretty cool too…

    Watch it again, here http://bit.ly/WXtPmv

    I just think is so cool I’m geeking out so hard

    father

     

  10. Just watched the latest Game Of Thrones!

    iamawinrar:

    image

    It finally happened people….it finally happened!

    having read the books I’m forever laughing at the universal upset after every new episode airs

    HA HA

    MORTALS

     
  11. iamawinrar:

    4.01 // 4.02

    ah HA.
    "Fuck The King"

    (Source: super-f-r-i-e-n-d-s)

     
  12. yamino:

    punkrockluna:

    i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”

    Presentation and flair is an important job requirement for being Mistress of All Evil.

    (Source: diabolicaldisney, via usetheforcebabe)

     
  13. boltonneversnow:

    When someone calls me a bastard

    (via thisisnotoperational)

     

  14. lrauie:

    there is absolutely nothing cute or beautiful about being unable to regulate your emotions and crying in a therapist’s office and hurting yourself on the outside to control what’s on the inside it doesnt matter how flowery you write it or how many line breaks there are it’s not beautiful 

    (Source: hayespeter, via alymayholt)

     
  15. someauthorgirl:

    vixyish:

    solarbird:

    xgenepositive:

    mmmahogany:

    #john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

    i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
    "hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
    "don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

    This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

    Bolding mine.

    I hope I live long enough to attain even a tenth of Barrowman’s “you fucking martian” face.

    (Source: kaniehtiio, via usetheforcebabe)