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  2. cockyvonmurdertits:

    I am glad that the people I hate have ugly tattoos

    (via cetaceas)

     

  3. I look good as hell but I’m ugly

     

  4. "I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol —
    And knows when to make which."
    — Amen (via insanity-and-vanity)

    (Source: grettypop, via multicolors)

     

  5. jonjonathanjon:

    Don’t fall for boys. Or girls. Don’t fall for anyone for that matter because in the end someone’s feelings are gonna get hurt and it’s probably going to be yours.

     
  6. neil-gaiman:

    atlantisrises:

    neil-gaiman:

    n0wens:

    Rattle his bones

    Over the stones

    It’s only a pauper

    Who nobody owns

    Words taken from Neil Gaiman’s The Graveyard Book - one of my absolute favourites. I had the poem inscribed on a set of four rings.

    neil-gaiman

    Wow.

    This is gorgeous. Also, I’ve been curious about something for a long time: where is that poem/song originally from? I know it appears in Ulysses but Joyce didn’t write it either…

    When I was writing The Graveyard Book, I found it listed as a nursery rhyme in a book on English funeral customs through the ages. (Which one? I don’t know. I had a lot of funeral/graveyard books.) It may have originated with The Pauper’s Drive by Thomas Noel, although the way that Noel quotes it in the poem, it may well be that his refrain was borrowed from something already current. Many people, from Joyce to Morrissey, have used it, or bits of it.

     
  7. neil-gaiman:

    masochismtango:

    neil-gaiman:

    The glorious Chris Riddell cover to THE SLEEPER AND THE SPINDLE, my strange (but Locus Award winning) story about an almost Snow White and a kind of Sleeping Beauty. Coming out from Bloomsbury the week of Hallowe’en.

    View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

    IS THIS THE STORY THAT NEIL GAIMAN READ TO US TWO YEARS AGO AT BARD COLLEGE!?!?!?!?!

    One and the same, although what I read you was the first draft, and this is the (Locus Award winning) second draft…

    (via shewasabadgirl)

     

  8. "When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
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    Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

    This is important.

    (via goddessgretchen)

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  13. maddmullah:

    Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande

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