1. janefoster:

    basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

    (via alymayholt)

     

  2. 5000letters:

    I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
    all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

    (via longliveprincessme)

     

  3. theyreoutofcontrol:

    Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
    Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

    (via wellquitefrankly)

     
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  5. schuckthetruckup:

    ringokotomi:

    Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

    the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

    (Source: ringo-sugarplum, via longliveprincessme)

     

  6. cetaceas:

    anti captivity “activists” have time to memorize the names of every orca in captivity while screaming how inhumane Sea World is but have nothing to say about how cruel the animal agriculture industries are

    ok

    i see u

     

  7. unleashthedragonfleet:

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    Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

    (via swinginpartie)

     
  8. thebest-memes:

    "No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

    (via love--is-my-weapon)

     
  9. INTO THE WATER "that’s what the sea is: we exist in secret.

    // a mix for the enchantress who haunts the deepest & darkest trenches of the sea; for the fair creatures of the water with the blood of sailors stuck to their scales and the glint of hidden fortunes in their starless eyes. [listen][download & how to]

    (via herooflife)

     

  10. Anonymous said: Quit flaunting your ethnicity like we get it your Arab Jesus.

    gothhabibti:

    IS YOUR PANCAKE ASS BITTER THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY 24 DOLLARS FOR A PENCIL AT SEPHORA TO GET YOUR EYEBROWS TO LOOK LIKE MINE DO NATURALLY BECKY

     
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  13. famphic:

    i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

    (via starsandbullets)

     

  14. pasfolichon:

    Animal agriculture is the number one contributor to human-caused climate change. Raising animals for meat and dairy consumes 1/3 of the entire planet’s fresh water, occupies up to 45% of Earth’s land, is responsible for 91% of Amazon destruction, and is the leading cause of species extinction, ocean dead zones, and habitat destruction.

    But “bacon”, right ?

    (via cetaceas)

     
  15. (Source: dragonalr, via gayperson)